"Social media is like a professional cocktail hour - a way to connect, share and interact with others beyond the confines of your cubicle. But now, it feels more like an epic college kegger - the kind where you find yourself wandering in a sea of red cups, the clamor of rowdy partygoers drowning out any real conversation and eliminating the chance to forge relationships that don't involve tacos at 3 a.m."